My name is Larry Hinkle. As you can tell from the site's poorly designed technicolor layout, I'm a copywriter.

Over my 20+ years in advertising, I've worked for a lot of different shops. Some were great, some were good and some were not.

I love writing, beer, zombies, stand-up comedy, cynicism, Diet Coke, loud music, TV, skiing, dogs, the colors purple, orange and black, horror, proofreaders, the Cleveland Browns, THE Ohio State University, my friends and family, and smart advertising.

I hate pretty much everything else.